falco-lombardi:

steampunk fashion tip: hot glue a pocket watch to your fucking eye. just fucking do it you piece of shit

(via eberles)

ughsammy:

what she says: im fine

what she means: you must be ned starks bastard

(via thracekara)

babeliest:

foodtrucker:

i don’t have bags underneath my eyes, i have sacks full of disappointment and nearing deadlines

#the bags under my eyes are designer

i want to be hot but i don’t want to work out or eat healthy

(Source: lnnea, via foodtrucker)

urbancatfitters:

why do u have to respect ur elders just bc they’re older than u are like congratulations u have breathed more times than i have that means ur superior

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

f-r-eckled:

im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

that’s 110%

wait I just got the joke

(via urbancatfitters)